Booking an Escort for the First Time

Most people who ring us for the first time open by apologising for not knowing how this works. There is nothing to apologise for, and the honest answer is that it is far more ordinary than it looks from outside. Here is the whole of it.

Before you call

Have a look through the roster if you can. Every profile carries her rates in full, the areas she covers and what she is happy to arrange, so a call about someone specific is quicker than one starting from nothing. If you would rather describe the evening and let us suggest two or three, that is completely fine and it is most of what we do.

Worth having ready before you dial:

• The area you will be in, or the hotel name
• The date and a rough time
• How long you would like
• Incall at her place or outcall to yours
• A number she can reach you on when she arrives

The call itself

It takes about two minutes. A person answers, not a switchboard. You say roughly what you are after, we tell you who is free, and we confirm it there and then rather than ringing you back. If the woman you asked about is booked we will say so and offer someone genuinely comparable, not whoever happens to be available.

We keep the number you call on and nothing else. There is no account to create, no mailing list, and no record of who you asked about. If you would rather not leave a number at all, say so and we will work around it.

What happens next

For incall, the address arrives once the booking is agreed. For outcall, she comes to you and calls or texts on arrival. Either way, nothing is written down that does not need to be.

The evening

She will arrive, you will say hello, and there is usually a drink and a few minutes of conversation before anything else. That part is not a formality. It is how two people who have not met stop being strangers, and skipping it makes the rest worse rather than better.

The payment is handled at the start, discreetly, and then not mentioned again. Leave it somewhere visible rather than handing it over. That is the convention and it spares everyone the awkward moment.

The etiquette nobody tells you

Be clean and be ready. Shower before she arrives. It is the single thing most often mentioned when we ask how a booking went.

Be on time. Her diary is booked around you. Running badly late without a call is the one thing that causes real problems.

Ask her what she is comfortable with. Her profile lists what she offers, and it is accurate, but she is a person rather than a menu. Anything not listed is not on the table, and pushing at it will end the booking.

Do not ask for her real name or her number. She has a working name for a reason and the agency holds the diary for a reason.

Say if something is not working. Nobody minds being told the music is too loud or the room is too cold. Everybody minds being sat opposite someone quietly having a bad time.

If you need to cancel

Call as early as you can. There is no charge for cancelling with reasonable notice. Booking and cancelling repeatedly on the day is the one thing that will get you taken off the books.

One last thing

Everyone on our books is over eighteen and works of her own accord. She can turn down a booking, end one early if she is uncomfortable, and take herself off the diary whenever she likes. Knowing that is part of what makes the evening a decent one for both of you.

Our booking page covers the mechanics again in short form if you want to check anything before you ring.