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Straight answers to the things people ask us on the phone. What a booking actually costs, what the terms on a profile mean, how an evening usually runs and which parts of London suit which kind of night. Written by the people who take the bookings.

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How a booking works, start to finish

  1. 1

    Work out roughly what you want

    Not who, necessarily. The area you will be in, the evening you have in mind, and how long for. If you already have someone in mind, better still. Every profile carries her rates in full, the areas she covers and what she is happy to arrange.

  2. 2

    Decide where it happens

    Incall means you go to her, at a flat kept for the purpose, and is usually the cheaper of the two. Outcall means she comes to you, at a hotel or a private address, and is the more common booking. Neither is better; they suit different evenings.

  3. 3

    Call us

    It takes about two minutes and a person answers. Tell us the area, the time and how long, and we will tell you there and then who is free rather than ringing you back. If you would rather describe the evening and be pointed at two or three people, that is most of what we do.

  4. 4

    We confirm, and you get the details

    For incall the address goes out once the booking is agreed and never before. For outcall we take the hotel or the postcode and she comes to you, calling or texting on arrival. Nothing is written down that does not need to be.

  5. 5

    The evening itself

    A drink and a few minutes of conversation first, which is not a formality: it is how two people who have not met stop being strangers. The payment is left somewhere visible at the start and not mentioned again. After that it is an evening.

That is the whole of it. If anything here is unclear, the number is on every page and a person answers it. See the booking page.

Costs and booking

  • Independent Escorts in London, or an Agency

    Independent Escorts in London, or an Agency

    What independent escorts in London give you that an agency does not, how to check one is genuine, and which suits the evening you have in mind.

    4 min read

  • How Much Does a London Escort Cost?

    How Much Does a London Escort Cost?

    What an hour actually costs in London, what moves the number up or down, and what is included before anyone quotes you anything.

    3 min read

  • Incall or Outcall: Which to Choose

    Incall or Outcall: Which to Choose

    The practical difference between going to her and her coming to you, what each costs, and which suits the evening you have in mind.

    3 min read

What the terms mean

  • Foot Worship Explained

    Foot Worship Explained

    One of the most commonly listed fetishes on escort profiles and the least explained. What it covers, how to ask, and why it is more ordinary than you think.

    3 min read

  • What MMF Means

    What MMF Means

    Two men and one woman. What the listing does and does not describe, the practical constraints, and the etiquette that matters more with three people.

    3 min read

  • Booking a Dominatrix in London

    Booking a Dominatrix in London

    What the role actually involves, why seventy four listings does not mean seventy four dominatrices, and how to describe what you want.

    3 min read

  • What OWO Means

    What OWO Means

    OWO stands for oral without. What the listing covers, what it does not, how it differs from CIM, and the health question nobody asks out loud.

    3 min read

  • What 69 Means

    What 69 Means

    Everybody knows the position. The detail people actually search for is whether it means protected, and the profile answers that separately.

    3 min read

  • Escort Terms Explained: A Plain Glossary

    Escort Terms Explained: A Plain Glossary

    A plain A to Z of the shorthand used on escort profiles, with a definition you can link to directly. Free to quote with a link back.

    3 min read

  • What CIM Means

    What CIM Means

    CIM stands for come in mouth. How it differs from COB, CIF and swallow, why it is not the same question as OWO, and how to ask for it.

    2 min read

  • What COB Means

    What COB Means

    COB stands for come on body. What it covers, why it is the most widely listed of the finish options, and the three things it does not tell you.

    3 min read

  • What Rimming Means

    What Rimming Means

    Rimming explained, why profiles list giving and receiving separately, and the hygiene question everybody wants answered and nobody asks.

    3 min read

  • What DFK Means

    What DFK Means

    DFK is deep french kissing, and it tells you more about how an evening will feel than anything further down the list. Why it is listed at all.

    3 min read

Massage

  • Sensual Massage in London: Which One to Book

    Sensual Massage in London: Which One to Book

    A broad term covering four quite different bookings. How tantric, nuru, body to body and prostate massage differ, and how to ask for the right one.

    3 min read

  • What a Happy Ending Massage Means

    What a Happy Ending Massage Means

    Where the phrase comes from, what it actually refers to, the law on massage parlours, and what to book instead if a massage is the point.

    4 min read

  • Body to Body Massage in London

    Body to Body Massage in London

    The most widely offered massage on our books. What it involves, how oil differs from nuru gel, and why an hour is enough for this one.

    3 min read

  • Tantric Massage in London: What to Expect

    Tantric Massage in London: What to Expect

    What a tantric massage actually involves, why ninety minutes is the floor, how it differs from nuru and body to body, and where to book one.

    4 min read

  • Prostate Massage in London

    Prostate Massage in London

    What it involves, the preparation question everybody has and nobody asks, and why the length of the booking matters more than who you book.

    3 min read

Etiquette and discretion

  • Escort Etiquette: The Unwritten Rules

    Escort Etiquette: The Unwritten Rules

    How to handle the money, the first ten minutes, what not to ask, and the few conventions that decide how a booking goes.

    3 min read

  • Booking an Escort for the First Time

    Booking an Escort for the First Time

    What happens on the call, what to have ready, what the evening is actually like, and the etiquette nobody tells you about.

    3 min read

Occasions and evenings

  • Party and Event Bookings: How They Work

    Party and Event Bookings: How They Work

    Booking company for a night out, what to tell us about the venue and the guest count, and how group bookings go well.

    3 min read

  • Booking an Escort as a Couple

    Booking an Escort as a Couple

    How a couples booking runs, what to agree between you first, what to tell us and why two hours is the sensible minimum.

    3 min read

  • Overnight Bookings Explained

    Overnight Bookings Explained

    What eight hours actually means, what it costs against the hourly rate, how much notice to give and what people forget to plan for.

    2 min read

London and travel

Safety and trust

  • What Bareback Means

    What Bareback Means

    The term, and our answer, which is no. Why the answer does not move, what the risk actually is, and why a listing that offers it is a warning sign.

    4 min read

  • How to Spot a Fake Escort Listing

    How to Spot a Fake Escort Listing

    The patterns fake listings follow: the photographs, the price, the writing and the deposit request that gives it away.

    3 min read

  • What to Do If a Booking Goes Wrong

    What to Do If a Booking Goes Wrong

    She is not the woman in the photographs, she has not arrived, the rate has changed at the door. What to do in each case.

    3 min read

The practical questions

  • What Counts as a Brothel in the UK

    What Counts as a Brothel in the UK

    More than one person working from a premises, and nothing else is required. Why that single line shapes how every incall escort works.

    4 min read

  • Sexual Health: What to Know

    Sexual Health: What to Know

    Protection, what it does and does not cover, how often to test, and where to get real advice.

    3 min read

  • Sugar Baby or Escort: The Real Difference

    Sugar Baby or Escort: The Real Difference

    One states the terms and the other does not, and everything else follows from that. What each arrangement costs, and where each one goes wrong.

    3 min read

  • Is Booking an Escort Legal in the UK?

    Is Booking an Escort Legal in the UK?

    The legal position in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, what the law actually targets, and what it means for booking.

    3 min read

  • What Is an Escort? A Plain Answer

    What Is an Escort? A Plain Answer

    What an escort is, what a booking actually consists of, and how it differs from a sugar arrangement, a dating app and a brothel.

    4 min read

  • How to Pay an Escort

    How to Pay an Escort

    Why it is cash, how to leave it, getting the amount right, and the payment requests that should end a booking.

    3 min read

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