Booking an Escort at a London Hotel

Booking an escort to a London hotel is the most common arrangement we take, and hotels handle it far more routinely than most people expect. A few practical things are worth knowing, particularly if you are visiting rather than living here.

Will the hotel mind

Almost certainly not. A guest arriving to visit a room is ordinary, happens constantly, and is nobody’s business but yours. Most central London hotels take exactly that view.

A few of the larger chains are stricter, usually those that register every visitor at reception or restrict lift access to keycards. That does not stop a booking, it just changes how it runs. Tell us which hotel when you call and we will usually know which sort it is.

How the arrival works

She comes to you. We take the hotel name and the room number when the booking is made, and she calls or texts on arrival rather than announcing herself at reception.

If the lift needs a keycard, or if you would simply rather she did not come straight up, meet her in the lobby or at the bar. That is completely normal and worth saying when you book so she knows to expect it.

Have the room number ready and a phone you will actually hear. Most of the small problems with hotel bookings come down to a guest not answering.

What it costs

Outcall rates run thirty to fifty pounds above incall to cover her travel. For a central hotel that difference is often nil, because she is barely travelling. Further out it sits at the upper end. Every profile lists both rates side by side, and our guide on what a booking costs goes through what moves the number.

Which areas are easiest

Anywhere central. The concentration of our roster sits around Mayfair, Knightsbridge, Bayswater, Paddington and Kensington, which between them cover most of the hotels people actually stay in.

If you are staying near Paddington or Lancaster Gate you have the widest choice and the shortest waits, simply because that is where most of the roster is based. Our guide to the best areas in London covers the character of each.

If you are arriving that evening

An hour of notice is usually enough. Call once you know your room number rather than before, since we need it to confirm, and be realistic about your own arrival time: a booking made for the moment you expect to land goes wrong more often than not.

Practical points people forget

• Do not book an escort to a room you are sharing without telling us
• Have cash, withdrawn in advance rather than at a machine in the lobby
• Put the do not disturb sign on
• If you move rooms, tell us before she leaves rather than after she arrives

Our guide on staying discreet covers the privacy side, and incall or outcall is worth reading if you are still weighing whether to have her come to you at all.