Escorts Near Me is a London escort agency. Not a directory, not a listings board, and the difference is the whole of what we do.
What that difference actually is
A directory sells advertising space. Anyone who pays gets a page, nobody checks whether the photographs are of the person in them, and when a booking goes wrong there is no one to ring, because the site’s relationship was with the advertiser rather than with you.
An agency puts its own name behind every booking. We meet every escort on our books in person before she appears on the site, and her photographs are checked against her rather than taken on trust. If something is not right afterwards, there is a number that answers and somebody whose job it is to sort it out.
That is not a moral position. It is a commercial one. We would rather have ninety four people we can vouch for than nine hundred we cannot.
The roster
Deliberately small, and it stays that way.
Every profile carries a real hourly rate, real availability, and a list of what she offers that she wrote herself. Nothing is padded to fill a category. If an escort does not offer something, it is not listed, and no amount of asking on the night changes that.
The roster covers most of central and west London, with the largest clusters around Bayswater, Earls Court, Marylebone and Paddington. That is a function of where the right kind of building is rather than anything else, and our guide on booking outside central London explains why the map looks the way it does.
We list areas we cannot staff as well as ones we can. An area page with no escort of its own says so plainly and shows you the nearest instead, with the distance stated. We would rather tell you it is a thirty mile drive than let you find out on the night.
How a booking works
One phone call. +44 20 7846 3480, from 10am till late, seven days.
Tell us who, where and how long. We confirm she is free, confirm the rate, and that is the arrangement. There is no deposit, no booking fee, no account to create and nothing paid to us. The rate on her profile is the rate, it is settled with her in cash at the start, and it covers her time and her company.
A day’s notice makes a real difference, and more so outside zone one. Same day is often possible in the centre. See how to book or booking for the first time if this is new.
What we will not do
Worth stating, because the omissions say more than the promises.
- We do not take deposits. Anyone asking you for one before a booking is confirmed is not us and probably not an agency.
- We do not use stock photographs. If the woman who arrives is not the woman on the profile, ring us and the booking ends there with nothing owed.
- We do not sell your details. We keep what a booking needs and no more.
- We do not pretend the roster is bigger than it is. The number on the homepage is the number of people actually on the books today.
Discretion
Assumed rather than advertised. We do not send confirmation emails you did not ask for, our number does not announce itself when it rings, and nothing arrives in the post.
Our guide on staying discreet covers the practical side, most of which is about hotels and buildings rather than about us.
Working with us
The roster grows by meeting people, not by accepting sign ups. If you are thinking about it, apply to the agency. We reply to everyone, and the conversation starts with what you want from it rather than with a form.
We are particularly short in south and east London, and in Croydon especially, which is the most searched area in London where we have nobody at all.
The plain version
Rates cover time and companionship. Anything beyond that is a private matter between consenting adults. Everyone on our books is 18 or over, and we check.
Our terms set the rest out properly. To book, or to ask anything at all, ring +44 20 7846 3480.